What Would You Do?

In response to:Bosom buddies

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:55:00 +0100

Think about the cricket score....

In response to:MILF - My Internet Lover Friend

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:53:16 +0100

I have done this from the female POV. I had a 'hectic' three months but bitterly regret it now.

In response to:Way out!

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:51:47 +0100

Trouble is, she did that to me first.

In response to:RSVP

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:51:16 +0100

I only wrote it to remind myself to meet me later.

In response to:Tight fit

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:50:36 +0100

I have now got the Chief Nurse to make me such a garment - the sleeves are attached by velcrose at the shoulders! Genius!

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:49:26 +0100

Wish I'd have thought of that!

In response to:Way out!

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:01:45 +0100

I'd befriend their lover and confide in them that I had genital warts

Colin

In response to:RSVP

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:00:28 +0100

I'd tell myself to stop leaving stoopid notes lying around

Colin

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:56:50 +0100

If it's the sleeve, you could tear both of them off creating a smart, yet casual body warmer.

Cheers
Colin

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:55:20 +0100

... and if you have time, you could add - 'but you can have my desk nOUCH!'

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:54:06 +0100

Text back saying, 'Carol, sorry I can't I'm on the fucking line and a train's heading my way!'

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:29:33 +0100

The quickest solution is invariably the easiest!

x

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:28:33 +0100

It did me too. The trouble is I didn't want to call in case I did actually know her!

x

In response to:Way out!

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:32:23 +0100

same thing has happened to me. I felt the same way as Soy. But hey it saves having to invent an excuse to get out of said relationship.

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:31:00 +0100

*shrugs and deletes the text*

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:08:51 +0100

Phone her and explain. I know, dead boring, but ~~I worry about folk thinking they've told someone when they haven't~~ I'm right nosy. That would drive me nutz all day :>>

In response to:Tight fit

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:17:29 +0100

I would have just stripped...

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:32:44 +0100

Marvellously British!

:)

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:23:05 +0100

There are some nice places Tom. And some nice people too! Honest!

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:21:02 +0100

You reminded me of why I don't like London...

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:19:06 +0100

Wish I'd have thought of that!

x

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:15:31 +0100

I'd stand there giggling for a bit, looking like a total nutter. Then start explaining to anyone who'd listen, in a really loud voice so everyone else heard too. Then feign an epileptic fit :>>

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:10:17 +0100

Tom, it's London! People don't talk to each other!

We just sniff each other's armpits!

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:09:06 +0100

Luckily, I had a paper with me so I could at least look a little bit nonchalant. I think people were wondering why I didn't sit down when lots of seats became free though.

And I'm 6'4" so it wasn't comfortable.

And I still didn't complete the sudoku puzzle.

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:09:02 +0100

Ask someone else to do it then - you did say it's crowded...

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:05:02 +0100

Try to look cool and get off ten stops later.

Sad but true.

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:04:30 +0100

Sensible advice Tom. But I couldn't reach it.

In response to:Tight fit

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:01:27 +0100

Press the emergency button - it's a potential safety hazard.

In response to:Fly trap

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:54:11 +0200

Zap it.

In response to:Doppelganger

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:52:50 +0200

Distract him. In the most obvious way.

However if its something really horrific that is being reported about, you might look a little bit wierd for suddenly feeling horny at that moment in time.

And next time, refrain from the PDAs near a tv crew!