What Would You Do?

In response to:Bosom buddies

2009-11-16T10:55:00+01:00

Think about the cricket score....

In response to:MILF - My Internet Lover Friend

2009-11-16T10:53:16+01:00

I have done this from the female POV. I had a 'hectic' three months but bitterly regret it now.

In response to:Way out!

2009-02-14T16:51:47+01:00

Trouble is, she did that to me first.

In response to:RSVP

2009-02-14T16:51:16+01:00

I only wrote it to remind myself to meet me later.

In response to:Tight fit

2009-02-14T16:50:36+01:00

I have now got the Chief Nurse to make me such a garment - the sleeves are attached by velcrose at the shoulders! Genius!

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-02-14T16:49:26+01:00

Wish I'd have thought of that!

In response to:Way out!

2009-02-12T01:01:45+01:00

I'd befriend their lover and confide in them that I had genital warts

Colin

In response to:RSVP

2009-02-12T01:00:28+01:00

I'd tell myself to stop leaving stoopid notes lying around

Colin

In response to:Tight fit

2009-02-12T00:56:50+01:00

If it's the sleeve, you could tear both of them off creating a smart, yet casual body warmer.

Cheers
Colin

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-02-12T00:55:20+01:00

... and if you have time, you could add - 'but you can have my desk nOUCH!'

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-02-12T00:54:06+01:00

Text back saying, 'Carol, sorry I can't I'm on the fucking line and a train's heading my way!'

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-01-30T21:29:33+01:00

The quickest solution is invariably the easiest!

x

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-01-30T21:28:33+01:00

It did me too. The trouble is I didn't want to call in case I did actually know her!

x

In response to:Way out!

2009-01-30T01:32:23+01:00

same thing has happened to me. I felt the same way as Soy. But hey it saves having to invent an excuse to get out of said relationship.

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-01-30T01:31:00+01:00

*shrugs and deletes the text*

In response to:Surely thumb mistake

2009-01-29T21:08:51+01:00

Phone her and explain. I know, dead boring, but ~~I worry about folk thinking they've told someone when they haven't~~ I'm right nosy. That would drive me nutz all day :>>

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-11T02:17:29+01:00

I would have just stripped...

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:32:44+01:00

Marvellously British!

:)

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:23:05+01:00

There are some nice places Tom. And some nice people too! Honest!

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:21:02+01:00

You reminded me of why I don't like London...

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:19:06+01:00

Wish I'd have thought of that!

x

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:15:31+01:00

I'd stand there giggling for a bit, looking like a total nutter. Then start explaining to anyone who'd listen, in a really loud voice so everyone else heard too. Then feign an epileptic fit :>>

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:10:17+01:00

Tom, it's London! People don't talk to each other!

We just sniff each other's armpits!

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:09:06+01:00

Luckily, I had a paper with me so I could at least look a little bit nonchalant. I think people were wondering why I didn't sit down when lots of seats became free though.

And I'm 6'4" so it wasn't comfortable.

And I still didn't complete the sudoku puzzle.

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:09:02+01:00

Ask someone else to do it then - you did say it's crowded...

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:05:02+01:00

Try to look cool and get off ten stops later.

Sad but true.

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:04:30+01:00

Sensible advice Tom. But I couldn't reach it.

In response to:Tight fit

2009-01-08T21:01:27+01:00

Press the emergency button - it's a potential safety hazard.

In response to:Fly trap

2008-09-30T19:54:11+02:00

Zap it.

In response to:Doppelganger

2008-09-30T19:52:50+02:00

Distract him. In the most obvious way.

However if its something really horrific that is being reported about, you might look a little bit wierd for suddenly feeling horny at that moment in time.

And next time, refrain from the PDAs near a tv crew!