What Would You Do?

• Surely thumb mistake From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (297 days old)

  You arrive early at work. Your 'phone bleeps receiving a text. It says, 'Mark. Save me a desk. There's trouble on the line ;) Carol' You don't know anyone called Carol. What would you do… more

• Tight fit From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (318 days old)

  You're on your way home and just manage to squeeze onto the Tube. Your coat gets caught in the door and the train moves off. You want to get off at the next stop. It's then you realise that t… more

• Way out! From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (459 days old)

  You're in a relationship you don't want to be in. You wonder how to tell your partner. Then you find out your partner is having an affair. What would you do? … more

• RSVP From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (486 days old)

  You get in to work. You notice a sealed envelope on your desk marked 'Private' You open it and inside there is a handwritten note. It says 'Do you know who this is? Fancy meeting? xxx' Wha… more

• Bosom buddies From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (493 days old)

  You're at a meeting. You fancy the girl opposite. Her cleavage is on display. Your eyes wander and your gaze fixes. Then you realise that her boss has seen you looking. What would you … more

• Push the button From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (495 days old)

  You rush in through the door. You're desperate to watch your favourite programme on TV. You choose the TV in the kitchen. You're just about to switch it on when you notice a Post-It note on t… more

• Red and white From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (501 days old)

  You get home from work after a hard day. There's an unopened bottle of Shiraz in the rack. There's an unopened bottle of Pinot Grigio in the fridge. You can see your corkscrew. What would … more

• Can you kick it? From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (516 days old)

  You're walking down the street full of the joys of spring. You see a pebble in the middle of the pavement. Recalling your youth you run up to it and kick it. It ricochets upwards and flies in… more

• Neighbours....everybody needs good neighbours... From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (527 days old)

  You're getting ready for work in the morning. You can hear your next door neighbours arguing ferociously. Things are being thrown and smashed. Ten minutes later you walk out of your front door t… more

• Peaches and scream From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (551 days old)

  You're walking to the train station on the way to work. You notice an ex-flame you in front of you. As you catch her up you gently smack her bottom. You then realise it's not your ex-flame. … more

• MILF - My Internet Lover Friend From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (558 days old)

  You're a married man with 3 children and a nice house. You're online and get chatting to a female. It's not long before you start chatting together on the phone. Inexplicably, you fall head o… more

• Say it with flowers From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (641 days old)

  You’re in a shop and notice an offer; spend £5 or more and get a free bunch of flowers. Your bill comes to £5-37 and get handed the flowers. You take them home for you partner who says “They’re … more

• Doppelganger From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (674 days old)

  You're watching the news on TV with your partner. During a news item you notice yourself in the background snogging someone you're having an affair with. What would you do?… more

• When he's cleaning windows From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (765 days old)

  You're home alone upstairs in your bedroom. You're feeling randy and start to undress in front of the mirror. You get carried away and start playing. Then you see the window cleaner at the wi… more

• Fly trap From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (896 days old)

  You're tidying up in the kitchen. You notice a bluebottle fly inside the microwave oven and you close the door quickly, trapping it. What would you do?… more

• Forever Friends From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (951 days old)

  Your wife has had her friends over and it's getting late. You're in the kitchen washing up. You think they'll never go. Then you hear the front door go and people leave. You think 'At last… more

• Hairy situation From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (965 days old)

  You and your partner are visiting friends for a meal. Dinner is served and you eagerly tuck in. You notice a long hair in your food starting to wrap around your fork. What would you do?… more

• Love runneth over From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (977 days old)

  You're standing at the sink doing the washing up. The tap is running. Your partner calls you upstairs. Up you go to find your partner wants to make love. So you oblige. You get to the poin… more

• Leave Off From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1125 days old)

  You've just been promoted to a managerial position. Your professional colleague has been off sick for 3 weeks. You ring his home to find out when he'll be back and his wife answers. She tells… more

• Into the groove From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1221 days old)

  You're at work and dying for the loo. You rush to the toilet and lock yourself in a cubicle. When the coast is clear, you let the world fall out of your bottom. Which is when you realise ther… more

• Crossed fingers......or legs? From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1233 days old)

  It's the last minute minute of the World Cup Final. England have a penalty to win the game. You're so excited you could wet yourself. You've been waiting 40 years and your bladder's weakenin… more

• Trapped wind From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1322 days old)

  You're in a lift going to the seventh floor. There are five other people in there with you. You smell a disgusting smell. And you know it's down to you. What would you do?… more

• In the rough From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1331 days old)

  You're playing golf with a couple of mates. You hit a wayward tee shot. You can't find your ball but you find another ball that's in a perfect lie. What would you do?… more

• Money, money, money From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1360 days old)

  You have £5000 in a savings account. You have £5000 outstanding on credit cards. Your wife wants a new kitchen. What would you do?… more

• Brotherly love From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1363 days old)

  You're up a ladder on a Summer's day painting the window frames. From a distance you spot a gorgeous girl wearing skimpy clothing walking your way. You start to think rude thoughts about her. … more

• Father dear Father From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1390 days old)

  You're in the kitchen with your seven year old child. She is using the microwave to heat up some soup. The microwave 'pings' and she opens it. You say 'Careful with that darling, use some oven … more

• New job, old flame From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1430 days old)

  You've just started a new job and you get chatting to your boss. During the friendly conversation you discover that you had a hot passionate affair with his wife years ago before they met. What … more

• Keeping crime off the streets From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1439 days old)

  You leave the supermarket with two bags of shopping and throw away the receipt. You get arrested 50 yards down the road on suspicion of shoplifting. You persuade the police officer to retrace your … more

• Give us a clue From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1466 days old)

  You're sat on a train. The person next to you is doing a cryptic crossword but is struggling with the last clue. And you know the answer. What would you do?… more

• Picture this From MarkJT in What Would You Do? (1483 days old)

  Your mobile phone contains compromising naked pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend. As well as pictures of parts of your own body. One day you find that you can't switch it on and it needs repairi… more

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