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Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Way out!" 271 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Trouble is, she did that to me first. more…
In response to: "RSVP" 271 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
I only wrote it to remind myself to meet me later. more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 271 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
I have now got the Chief Nurse to make me such a garment - the sleeves are attached by velcrose at the shoulders! Genius! more…
In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 271 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Wish I'd have thought of that! more…
In response to: "Way out!" 273 days old
by MrRook Pro
I'd befriend their lover and confide in them that I had genital warts
Colin
<*((((>< more…
In response to: "RSVP" 273 days old
by MrRook Pro
I'd tell myself to stop leaving stoopid notes lying around
Colin <*((((>< more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 273 days old
by MrRook Pro
If it's the sleeve, you could tear both of them off creating a smart, yet casual body warmer.
Cheers
Colin <*((((>< more…
In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 273 days old
by MrRook Pro
... and if you have time, you could add - 'but you can have my desk nOUCH!' more…
In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 273 days old
by MrRook Pro
Text back saying, 'Carol, sorry I can't I'm on the fucking line and a train's heading my way!' more…
In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 285 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
The quickest solution is invariably the easiest!
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In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 285 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
It did me too. The trouble is I didn't want to call in case I did actually know her!
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In response to: "Way out!" 286 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
same thing has happened to me. I felt the same way as Soy. But hey it saves having to invent an excuse to get out of said relationship. more…
In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 286 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
*shrugs and deletes the text* more…
In response to: "Surely thumb mistake" 287 days old
by subville [Member]
Phone her and explain. I know, dead boring, but
I worry about folk thinking they've told someone when they haven'tI'm right nosy. That would drive me nutz all day :>> more…In response to: "Tight fit" 305 days old
by Prettyintelligentprincess Pro
I would have just stripped... more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 307 days old
by devogue Pro
Marvellously British!
:) more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 307 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
There are some nice places Tom. And some nice people too! Honest! more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 307 days old
by SeasideMan Pro
You reminded me of why I don't like London... more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 307 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Wish I'd have thought of that!
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In response to: "Tight fit" 307 days old
by subville [Member]
I'd stand there giggling for a bit, looking like a total nutter. Then start explaining to anyone who'd listen, in a really loud voice so everyone else heard too. Then feign an epileptic fit :>> more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 308 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Tom, it's London! People don't talk to each other!
We just sniff each other's armpits! more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 308 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Luckily, I had a paper with me so I could at least look a little bit nonchalant. I think people were wondering why I didn't sit down when lots of seats became free though.
And I'm 6'4" so it wasn't comfortable.
And I still didn't complete the sudoku puzzle. more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 308 days old
by SeasideMan Pro
Ask someone else to do it then - you did say it's crowded... more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 308 days old
by devogue Pro
Try to look cool and get off ten stops later.
Sad but true. more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 308 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Sensible advice Tom. But I couldn't reach it. more…
In response to: "Tight fit" 308 days old
by SeasideMan Pro
Press the emergency button - it's a potential safety hazard. more…
In response to: "Fly trap" 408 days old
by Kizzy1984 [Member]
Zap it. more…
In response to: "Doppelganger" 408 days old
by Kizzy1984 [Member]
Distract him. In the most obvious way.
However if its something really horrific that is being reported about, you might look a little bit wierd for suddenly feeling horny at that moment in time.
And next time, refrain from the PDAs near a tv crew!
more…
In response to: "Way out!" 448 days old
by blacksheep63 Pro
walk away with head held high and feel the palpable relief in their eyes
then cry a bit 'cos they cheated on you (the bitch/bastard delete as applicable)
frankly its a win/win situation unless you have kids more…
In response to: "Way out!" 448 days old
by soyunperdedor Pro
Has happened.
I shouted and screamed and bawled about their affair and felt just as shit as I would've done had I NOT wanted to end the relationship myself.
And of course, deep deep DEEP down, felt slightly off the hook for having to come up with a reason to do it. more…