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@ 2009-01-08 – 20:00:02
You're on your way home and just manage to squeeze onto the Tube.
Your coat gets caught in the door and the train moves off.
You want to get off at the next stop.
It's then you realise that the doors on your side don't open for at least another ten stops.
What would you do?
SeasideMan
Pro 
MarkJT
Sensible advice Tom. But I couldn't reach it.
SeasideMan
Pro Ask someone else to do it then - you did say it's crowded...
MarkJT
Tom, it's London! People don't talk to each other!
We just sniff each other's armpits!
SeasideMan
Pro You reminded me of why I don't like London...
MarkJT
There are some nice places Tom. And some nice people too! Honest!
devogue
Pro Try to look cool and get off ten stops later.
Sad but true.
MarkJT
Luckily, I had a paper with me so I could at least look a little bit nonchalant. I think people were wondering why I didn't sit down when lots of seats became free though.
And I'm 6'4" so it wasn't comfortable.
And I still didn't complete the sudoku puzzle.
devogue
Pro Marvellously British!
subville
I'd stand there giggling for a bit, looking like a total nutter. Then start explaining to anyone who'd listen, in a really loud voice so everyone else heard too. Then feign an epileptic fit 
MarkJT
Wish I'd have thought of that!
x
Prettyintelligentprincess
Pro I would have just stripped...
MrRook
Pro If it's the sleeve, you could tear both of them off creating a smart, yet casual body warmer.
Cheers
Colin <*((((><
MarkJT
I have now got the Chief Nurse to make me such a garment - the sleeves are attached by velcrose at the shoulders! Genius!
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