You're at a meeting.
You fancy the girl opposite.
Her cleavage is on display.
Your eyes wander and your gaze fixes.
Then you realise that her boss has seen you looking.
What would you do?
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lucreziaborgia
Pro - 2008-07-17 @ 23:08:24
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MarkJT
- 2008-07-17 @ 23:15:29
I will use those ideas for the upcoming meetings.
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soyunperdedor
Pro - http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- 2008-07-17 @ 23:11:07
Smirk, because the boss is obviously looking too.
Plus, y'know, can't complain people are looking if you sit with it on display.-
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MarkJT
- 2008-07-17 @ 23:17:25
I know what you mean. My flies were undone once. But dead birds don't fall out of nests thank God.
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SeasideMan
Pro - 2008-07-17 @ 23:37:54
Do you fancy the boss as well?
I need to know this before answering...
Tom.-
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MarkJT
- 2008-07-17 @ 23:57:43
The boss is a male.....so no....not really.
Although he has a certain 'je ne sais quoi'-
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SeasideMan
Pro
- 2008-07-18 @ 00:04:59
In which case, there is only one reasonable response:
You need to pretend to be bisexual.
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- 2008-07-18 @ 09:38:03
If i was male i`d probably ignore the boss and have a quick fiddle with myself under the table...
...however as a female i think i`d just look up in the air with one of those `what ever does she look like with those popping out all over the shop` looks.
A bit like this...
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MarkJT
- 2008-07-18 @ 19:00:11
My eyes were popping too. -
1) You gaze at her boss's cleavage too.
2) Suddenly shout: Oh no! I lost my contact lenses. All of you, freeze! Don't move, don't squash them! Help me look for them! Dive into the cleavage and rummage. THEN dive into her boss's cleavage and rummage, all the time being apologetic about not being able to see a thing.
3) Say, in a very serious voice: 'I can see the points you are making', rubbing your stubbly chin with one hand and drumming on the desk with the other.
I have other suggestions, but they are not for publication.