What Would You Do?

You get in to work.

You notice a sealed envelope on your desk marked 'Private'

You open it and inside there is a handwritten note.

It says 'Do you know who this is? Fancy meeting? xxx'

What would you do?

You're at a meeting.

You fancy the girl opposite.

Her cleavage is on display.

Your eyes wander and your gaze fixes.

Then you realise that her boss has seen you looking.

What would you do?

You rush in through the door.

You're desperate to watch your favourite programme on TV.

You choose the TV in the kitchen.

You're just about to switch it on when you notice a Post-It note on the screen;

'Do Not Use'.

What would you do?

You get home from work after a hard day.

There's an unopened bottle of Shiraz in the rack.

There's an unopened bottle of Pinot Grigio in the fridge.

You can see your corkscrew.

What would you do?

You're walking down the street full of the joys of spring.

You see a pebble in the middle of the pavement.

Recalling your youth you run up to it and kick it.

It ricochets upwards and flies into the door of a new shiny, expensive sports car.

And the owner is in the driving seat.

What would you do?

You're getting ready for work in the morning.

You can hear your next door neighbours arguing ferociously. Things are being thrown and smashed.

Ten minutes later you walk out of your front door to walk to the station.

At the same time your next door neighbour walks out and offers you a lift.

What would you do?

You're walking to the train station on the way to work.

You notice an ex-flame you in front of you.

As you catch her up you gently smack her bottom.

You then realise it's not your ex-flame.

What would you do?

You're a married man with 3 children and a nice house.

You're online and get chatting to a female.

It's not long before you start chatting together on the phone.

Inexplicably, you fall head over heels in love.

What would you do?

You’re in a shop and notice an offer; spend £5 or more and get a free bunch of flowers.

Your bill comes to £5-37 and get handed the flowers.

You take them home for you partner who says “They’re nice, what did you get them for?”

What would you do?

You're watching the news on TV with your partner.

During a news item you notice yourself in the background snogging someone you're having an affair with.

What would you do?